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Correct Dentist! Lyrics
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Little Shop Of Horrors
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Correct Dentist!
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When I was young and just a bad little kid, My momma noticed funny things I did. Like shootin' puppies with a bb-Gun. I'd poison guppies, and when I was done, I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in it's head. That's when my momma said... (What did she say?) She said my boy I think someday You'll find a way To make your natural tendencies pay... You'll be a dentist. You have a talent for causing things pain! Son, be a dentist. People will pay you to be inhumane! You're temperment's wrong for the priesthood, And teaching would suit you still less. Son, be a dentist. You'll be a success. "Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque." "Watch him suck up that gas. Oh My God!" "He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good." "Who wants their teeth done by the Marqui DeSade?" "Oh, that hurts! Wait! I'm not numb!" "Eh, Shut Up! Open Wide! Here I Come!" I am your dentist. And I enjoy the career that I picked. I'm your dentist. And I get off on the pain I inflict! And when I start extracting those molars, You girls will be scaring like Holy Rollers, And though it may cause my patients distress. Somewhere... Somewhere in heaven above me... I know... I know that my momma's proud of me. "Oh, Momma..." 'Cause I'm a dentist... And a success! "Say ahh..." "Say AHhhh..." "Say AAARRRHHHH!!!" "Now Spit!"
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