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Correct Mashed Potato Girl Intro Lyrics
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Correct Mashed Potato Girl Intro
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Another day, another dollar Your nigga's home Don't make me holler Is anybody home? Hmm, I guess not Let's see what's on the hellavision You like the food here? (Yeah) Good, huh? (It's alright) Try the canolli, it's fabulous (I'm kinda full, alright) Mmm You gonna eat that meatball there? You, you just gonna let it... Maybe girl made some food out here Here, give it 2 me U're not gonna eat it (At least not now) Mmm, let's see what I can get up here 2 grease on Mmm, yeah Best meatball in the city What are you doin' there? Hmm, this might work (Give it 2 me, I'll eat it) Lemme see, mmm So tell me, you like broads? (They're alright, I...) Yep Boy, have I got a broad story 4 you Yeah, some corn, yeah (Jesus) Let's see, uh I'm on a date with this broad, right? Lets' see, stove top directions, uh I bring her here (Here?) Yeah, right here I thought I'd put some food in her belly Empty contents into small sauce pan, hmm You know, get a little curve in her slope You know what I'm sayin? (Slope?) Right... Now let me go see if I can find one of these muthafuckers, hmm (Oh, gosh) So I'm like "Go ahead toots, order what U like, it's on me" Make her think I'm a big shot, you know I said "So order, order somethin' 4 me 2 I'm gonna run 2 the little boys room Hmm, shit, that definitely ain't no sauce pan I gotta burp the baby Mmm, that ain't no sauce pan You know what I'm sayin'? " I figured she'd order me somethin' light Let me see if I can find this shit Like a couple of salads or somethin' Boy, was that a mistake (Why?) I comes back from the bathroom Alright, got it, got it I'm sittin' there Ah, that's cool Waitin' 4 the food Now, if I can just get this corn open This broad ordered the whole left side of the menu! Ok, let's see Said she just wanted 2 nibble Where's the damn can opener? Shit! Nibble my ass I'll open this muthafucker I'm hungry! This broad ate every fuckin' thing except the silverware Shit ain't openin' (Come on) I kid you not {phone rings} Shit's gonna open now I mean, she was a little on the thick side 2 begin with Alright, I got it, mmm hmm You know what I mean? But I figured she'd have the decency 2 pig out when she got home Talk (Hey brother, what's up?) Not here, right? (Right) I mean you, you ever had a broad do that? Ain't nothin' but a wang (No, not really) Fuckin' pisses you off, am I right? My girl's gone somewhere Right, so I reaches over I... I'm just cookin' I took the fuckin' mashed potatoes and I threw 'em all over that broad Hey, hey, what's this? (Now wait a minute) That ain't all though, check this out Hmm, let me call you back (What?) The waiter sees what just happened What the... He's gonna be Mr. Macho, right He comes over and says "What U do that 4?" "I'm sick of the changes U put me through?" (And you said?) I said "What the fuck business is it of yours? I'm payin' 4 these fuckin' potatoes "All U think about is music?" I'll do what the fuck I wanna do with'em! Now bring me a fuckin' finger bowl! " "I'm leavin' your NBA no ballin' ass?" (What happened?) What happened? I'll tell you what happened Ain't that a bitch? Here, gimme some of that meatball (Hey, hey, I was gonna eat that) This punk waiter, he think he's the hero type, right Punk He throws the finger bowl on my head I kid you not I'm sittin' there, head soakin' wet Mashed potatoes in my finger nails And this broad's crackin' up (Ha ha ha ha) I kid you not She's rollin' on the carpet, people... Gimme some water there (Hey, hey, get...) People leavin' the restaurant She's laughin' so hard potatoes are flyin' off her head (you got mad?) Damn right I was mad! I said, "Very funny" (Well, it is kinda funny) And I left her fuckin' ass right there Rollin' in those fuckin' mashed potatoes And I left this joint with out payin' a dime (Well, what are you eatin' here now 4 I mean?) That's the killer! I was so mad I bought this joint (But the girl...) Fuckin' right (What happened 2 her, man?) That's her over there, workin' the fuckin' cash register (Naw, her?) You gonna eat this? (That's the mashed potato girl?) Here, gimme this bread (She's, she's great, what do you mean?) Is this the best bread in the city or what? What the fuck's your problem? (Look at her, she's, she's gorgeous) You eat like a fuckin' parakeet (What...) I'm still hungry You hungry? (Naw, naw) Naw, you not hungry You want some bird seed or somethin'? Look here, order me somethin'! (Man, shut up now) I'm gonna run 2 the little boys room
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