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Correct The Max Rebo Band (Billy Joel - The Pianoman) Lyrics
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It's nine o'clock down at Jabba's place The regular crowd waddles in There's a weird thing sitting next to me It has three eyes and mottled grey skin. Fett says Max can you play me a memory I'm not really sure how it goes But it's haunting and sweet and if you miss a beat This carbine will blow off your nose. La la la, de de da La da de de da, da dum... Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band Sing us a song tonight 'Cause we're all in the mood for a melody Except Solo, who's in carbonite. Now Jabba the Hutt is a friend of mine He gives me my life for free And because he's a Hutt, why, we all kiss his butt Or the rancor will have us for tea. He said "Bo Shuda, offom da Tukatti!" As he stuffed a frog into his face But we don't know a woid, 'cause he shot the talkdroid So we'll smile and nod, just in case. Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band Sing us a song tonight 'Cause we're all in the mood for a melody Except Solo, who's in carbonite. Sy Snootles is our favourite vocalist Her face, it ain't launching no ships. Don't know why it behove her to go kiss a hoover But that's how she got those wierd lips. A Gammorean guard is headbutting bricks As another one gnaws on a bone And I don't know which has less intelligence Either those two big thugs or the stone. Oh, La la la da, de de da La la de de da, da dum... Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band Sing us a song tonight 'Cause we're all in the mood for a melody Except Solo, who's in carbonite. It's a pretty good crowd, here at Jabba's place It's a killing, that's why we're all here We'll sail over the dune to the pit of Carkoon And we'll toss someone in with a cheer. 'Cause we've got a new droid on the pedestal And a man in black's come in the door He just pointed a gun over Salicious Crumb And then promptly fell through the floor. Oh, La la la da, de de da La la de de da, da dum... Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band Sing us a song tonight For the last of the Jedi is down below And the rancor is gripping him tight
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