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Correct I Wish I Was A Lesbian Lyrics
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Loudon Wainwright III
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Correct I Wish I Was A Lesbian
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I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero. I wouldn't have mess with men and all their come and go, And all that awful facial hair and yucky machis'mo! I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero! I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight. I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great. I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate. I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight! I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke. I would hang with with K. D. Lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike! I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike. I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke! I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung. It shouldn't have to matter how someone is hung. Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue! I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung! I dare Casey Kasem to play this! I wish I was a lesbian I know it's sad but true, But maybe I might understand you guys and all you do, But if I was a lesbian, I wouldn't have tooo! I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero. I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go, And all that awful facial hair and yucky machis'mo (I hate that damn machis'mo!) I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!
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