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Correct If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh Lyrics
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Correct If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
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My friend Aileen made a time machine But was keen on keeping it shiny clean To travel back in time had always been my dream So I hatched a scheme and jacked the pod like Ween Ad 33 maybe you would see me Telling Jesus his friend Judas was untrustworthy You think that's fresh? Well just you'd wait I'd battle rap Chaucer in 1388. I'd tell Lincoln in 1865 Going out to plays alone was somewhat unwise In 1963, I'd make jfk's day I'd say, "before you go to Dallas, wear this helmet, okay?" In 2001, I'd make the world alright, I'd go back to 9-11, and cancel all flights In my time machine, you couldn't get with me Because E equals this squared mc [Chorus:] My T-to-the-I-to-the-M-to-the-E. M-A to the C-H-I-N-E My T-to-the-I-to-the-M-to-the-E. M-A to the C-H-I-N-E Hey Albert Einstein. Throw your hands in the air. Props on that whole Theory of Relativity thing. [Repeat chorus]
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