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Correct Won't Eat Prunes Again Lyrics
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Weird Al Yankovic
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Correct Won't Eat Prunes Again
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It was just the other day When we went to Joe's Cafe Just to order up a couple steaks to eat But we noticed something wrong All the Worcestershire was gone But the waitress brought a different kind of treat She said this sauce was the chef's new creation Guaranteed, it's a new taste sensation But she warned us it's made out of prunes "Try a little if you dare" "Nothing can compare" So we had some and now we swear We won't eat prunes again That was such a dirty trick Boy, it really made us sick Well it looks like we've been done in by the prune Still the memory lingers on I been livin' in the john 'Cause I've had the runs since Monday afternoon I'd sell my soul for some new constipation Need a cure for this new aggravation Diarrhea has taken it's toll Still got the runs today Just like yesterday Buddy, that's why I'm hear to say We won't eat prunes again Won't eat prunes again No no Yeah Eat the new sauce Same as the old sauce
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