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Correct 7 Foot Man Lyrics
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Correct 7 Foot Man
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We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax I'm the 7 foot man, I've commited no crime, Bumping my head into doorways, It happens all the time, I'm 7 feet tall, And I repeat, They don't make a ski boot that can fit my feet, I'm 7 feet tall, And I don't play basketball, I'm 7 feet tall, But I'm still just a man, So of course it hurts me a lot, When I walk into the ceiling fan, Small people say I wish I was him, But it's been nine years since I've had a trim, The barber says, I can't reach the top of his head, 7 foot man, (ha ha)I cannot hide, 7 foot man, I know cause I've tried, 7 foot man, My last girlfriend died, Because my penis, Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!! So the next time you see me, Walking around, And my head is right about to hit a tree branch, Tell me to duck down, And I'll pay you back , Soon you will see, By getting you frisbee down from that tree, I do what i can, I'm the 7 foot man, 7 foot man, 7 foot man
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