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Correct Cool Guy 5 Lyrics
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Correct Cool Guy 5
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-{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker- Girl #5: Hey, honey. Sean: S'up baby? Looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. You cold, baby? You want to use me as a blanket? Girl #5: I'm just doing my thing. Sean: Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky? 'Cause I'd like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at. Girl #5: Well, how much you got, big man? Sean: Well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there's a condition going on. Girl #5: What's that? Sean: You're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... My... Slub-a-dub. Girl #5: Ooh, I can do that. Sean: You can? Girl #5: Mm-hmm. Sean: You mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"? Girl #5: Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks. Sean: oh sna-- well, alright then here's the 50 dollars,-{unzips pants- and here's my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up. Girl #5:-{Opens his door- Sir, you are under arrest. -{police car pulls up- Sean: You got to be fucking with mind here. Girl #5: No, I'm not. Cop: Good job denise. We'll take him from here. -{Cop hand cuffs Sean- Sean: what?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide? Fuck that shit. Girl #5: Hey honey, when you get to jail, you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself. Sean: wwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt?!?!?! -{cop throws sean in back of police car- Cop: Just get in the back, asshole. Girl #5:-{from outside- You sick fuck. Sean: Damn!!-{crying- This is a bunch of bullshit!!! Peeper: Piss on me.-{also in the back of the police car- Sean: what?! Peeper: Please, piss me. Sean: no!!! Peeper: Just a tinkle. Sean: fuck that, keep him away from me. Peeper: Urine. Sean: Keep this man away from me.
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