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Correct Stoned On Sesame Street Lyrics
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Correct Stoned On Sesame Street
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Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Streeeeet. Kermit: Hello. Kermit the frog here. And welcome to Sensamea Street. I'd like to tell you what todays letter is, but I am really fucked (bleeped) up. He, Hey Big Bird, do you know what today's letter is? Big Bird: Sure Kermit, today's letter is......... Joint. Kermit: Ahh Big Bird, joint is not a letter. It is a word. Big Bird: Sorry kids. Today's letter is.... Threeee! Kermit: Uhhhh, Big Bird, three is a number *chuckle* Big Bird: Exactly, the number three, which is how many joints I've smoked today. Kermit.... Are you with me? Kermit: God, I'm stoned! Big Bird: Me too. *Laughs* Elmo: Guys, guys, show go on. Come on. Kermit: Thank you Elmo. Umm, how bout we say our abc's Big Bird... Big Bird: Ok... Kermit and Big Bird: A, B, C, D, E, F, are, G, Q, K, C, are, uhh F, C Big Bird; I forgot what we were doing Kramitt. Kermit: Did you just uhh call me Kramitt?? Big Bird: Yes I did. Kermit: Heh, Kramitt the frog here. Ok, ok, that's all the time we have for today. Goodbye kids. Today's show was brought to you by the letter ummm, Big Bird: Bong... Kermit: And the number...... Big Bird: God, you're messed up... Kermit: Fuck you!!! (bleeped) Kermit: The number, fuck you!! (bleeped) *Laughing* Kermet and Big Bird: Bye, bye, kids! *Music* Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Streeeeet
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