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Correct Me Like Hockey! Lyrics
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Arrogant Worms
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Correct Me Like Hockey!
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Me work hard 5 days a week Sweeping garbage from the street Come home not want book to read Not 'nuff pictures for me see Sit right down in favourite chair Wearing only underwear Favourite night is Saturday night 'Cause me can watch hockey fights Me Like Hockey!, Me like Hockey! Me not like pro basketball 'Cause me short and they all tall Baseball slow like Forest Gump Sept when Robbie spits on ump Wrestlemania not so great Me like to see Hulk Hogan skate Tv soccer not that hot You play bad then you get shot Me Like Hockey! Me like Hockey! Swedish players must be geeks 'Cause they still got own real teeth Not like Finnish players names What's a Teemu anyways? Russians worse in history Got stupid names like Valery Me like Sergei Federov Me like him more if head were off Ha! Ha! Ha! Me Like Hockey! Me Like Hockey! Me Like Hockey! We like Hockey! Please Mr. Linesman let the players Fight (x 4) Let them Fight! (x 7) Friends come over put game on Argue then we lay bets down Got bag of chips and case of Bud Should last till end of first period But Yankees they win the World Cup, Me think they cheat, use glowing puck. Maybe if we want to win-der, Maybe we should play in winter! Me Like Hockey! (x 4) Yeah!!!!!
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