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Correct Titties Beer Lyrics
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Frank Zappa
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Correct Titties Beer
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Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals) Eddie jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals) Patrick ohearn (bass, vocals) Terry bozzio (drums, vocals) Ruth underwood (percussion, synthesizer) Don pardo (vocals) David samuels (vibes) Randy brecker (trumpet) Mike brecker (tenor saxophone, flute) Lou marini (alto saxophone, flute) Ronnie cuber (baritone saxophone, clarinet) Tom malone (trombone, trumpet, piccolo) John bergamo (percussion over-dub) Ed mann (percussion over-dub) Louanne neil (osmotic harp over-dub) It was the blackest night There was no moon in sight You know the stars aint shinin Cause the skys too tight I heard the scarey wind I seen some ugly trees There was a werewolf honkin Long the side of me I'm mean n I'm bad, yknow I aint no sissy Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy Talkin about her n my bike n me... N this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery I noticed even the crickets Was actin weird up here And so I figured I might Just drink a little beer I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on... But there was no reply Cause she was gone... Wheres those titties that I like so well N my goddamn beer! Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil... Hes about this big... He had a red suit on An a widows peak An then a pointed tail N like a sulphur reek Yes, it was him awright I sweared I knowed it was He had some human flesh Stuck underneath his claws You know it looked to me Like it was titty skin I said, you sonofabitch! Cause I was mad at him, Well he just got out his floss N started cleanin his fang So I shot him with my shooter Said: bang bang bang Then the sucker just laughed n said, put it away... You know, I ate her all up... Now what you Gonna say? You ate my chrissy? Titties n all! Well, what about the beer then, boy? Were the cans This tall? Even her boots? Would I lie to you? Shit, you musta been hungry! Yes, this is true. Well don't they pay you good for the Stuff that you do? Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks come through... Well I want my chrissy, n I want my beer So you just barf it back up now, devil, Do you hear? Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil, Do you understand? Just what will you give me For your Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little Contract here... Yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore, Don't call me that That's about the only reason ... Gimme that paper... Bet yer ass I'll sign... Cause I need a beer, n it's titty-squeezin time Man, you can't fool me... You aint that bad... I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had... Why there was milhous nixon n agnew, too... N both of those suckers was worse n you... Well, lets make a deal if you think that's true I mean, you're the devil, so whatcha gonna do? (improvised dialog) Wait a minute... A tinge of doubt crosses my mind... When you say... That you want to make a deal with me... That's very, very true I'm only interested in two things Yeah? See if you can guess what they are I would think... Uh... Lets see, maybe stravinsky... Ill give you two clues. Let go of your pickle What? Let go of your pickle! I'm not holding my pickle Well, whos holding your pickle then? I don't know... Shes out in the audience... Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage? I'm only interested in two things, and that's Titties and beer You know what I mean? What? Titties and beer Titties and beer Titties and beer Titties and beer Titties and beer Titties and beer Titties and beer! Titties and beer! I don't know if you're the right guy? Titties and beer! Titties and beer! No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think... I mean hold on a second boy, cause that's magic ink! And then the devil let go of his pickle And out come my girl, there was her titties Flop-floppin... All around the world She said I got me three beers and a fistful of downs And I'm gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns! Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff That's when the devil, he farted And she went right over the cliff! The devil was mad, I took off to my pad I swear I do declare, how did she get back there? I swear I do declare, how did she get back there? I swear I do declare, how did she get back there? I swear I do declare, how did she get back there? I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
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