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Correct Civil Servant Lyrics
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Correct Civil Servant
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Open your eyes, time to wake up Shit, shower, brush your teeth, drain your cup Puffed out a bowl of Ready-Brek Fasten a tie around your neck All over the city we arise, arise For a job we despise, despise, despise I don't want to go into work this morning I don't think I can deal with the wrath of the general public And I don't have the heart to explain to another poor soul Why it is their disability repair allowance will be stopping shortly Busfuls of meat slumped in our seats Staring at full screens and our feet Shuffling off at the business park Let's linger a while in Spokane [?] From every direction we arrive. Arrive With a swipe of the fob, the fob, the fob, the fob I don't want to go back to that seething [?] I can't listen anymore to the bleating of the terminally depressed Or the stream of opinions from the creep in the office next to mine I dream of bashing his skull into a brainy pulp with a cellotape dispenser In the staff room, lost in a daze Shoveling crisps into my face After an unspeakably awful Quarrel with a grieving mother In where the spoons are milled through machines Sinking my umpteenth [?] Cackling like a hyena At the nasty jokes of my colleagues None of whom I can stand In my blood I can hear the strangled voices Of all the people I've failed, I've failed, I've failed I don't want to go into work this morning I just want to lie here and play the new Call of Duty I finally gathered the courage to ring in sick I'm not coming into work today I'm really ill Not coming into work today I'll [?] any other day I'm sick to my soul I refuse to do this dirty work anymore I refuse, refuse, refuse, refuse Refuse, refuse, refuse
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