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Correct If Our Love Was An Outhouse
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[Verse 1] If our love was some swamp gas it would make a sweet sound. If our love was a skunk but it would stay on the ground. If our love was a camel it wouldn't much spit. If our love was an outhouse, it would smell like a barbecue pit. I wrote this sweet love song special for you. Since I forgot your birthday it's the least I could do. [Chorus] I love you as far as a turkey can fly. I love you as long as a lizard stays dry. I love you as strong as a turtle can swim. I love you as deep as the doo-doo I'm in. [Verse 2] If our love was a cockroach it could jump really high. If our love was a mushroom it would be a fungi. If our love was bread pudding it would hardly have mould. If our love was an outhouse it would be made of gold. I wrote this sweet love song special for you. Next time I'll notice your brand new hairdo. [Chorus] I love you as far as a turkey can fly. I love you as long as a lizard stays dry. I love you as strong as a turtle can swim. I love you as deep as the doo-doo I'm in. [Verse 3] If our love was a chicken it would have purty wings. If our love was a cowpie it would make noses sing. If our love was a trash dump it would have no dead mice. If our love was an outhouse it would have no horseflies. I wrote this sweet love song special for you. I think I misspelled your name on my two new tattoos. But... [Chorus] I love you as far as a turkey can fly. I love you as long as a lizard stays dry. I love you as strong as a turtle can swim. I love you as deep as the doo-doo I'm in. [Verse 4] If our love was a camel it wouldn't much spit. If our love was an outhouse it would smell like a barbecue pit. I wrote this sweet love song special for you. Don't thank me, just make me more cornbread and stew. Honey, you're sweeter than bathtub mildew.
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