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Correct The Birthday Song Lyrics
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Caroline Konstnar
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Correct The Birthday Song
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Today's the day That your mom's vag was on display Your fat fuck-face slipped out And I wish you would have stayed 'Cause it's just your birthday Why do we even celebrate? Screw your dinner party I'll just stay home and masturbate I went to cvs and bought the first card I saw It said congrats on that Torah reading Fucking mazel tov I could've tried to get a reasonable gift But you don't deserve it And I don't really give a shit I didn't respond to the first rsvp Take a hint you dumb broad And please stop reminding me 'Cause we don't care that it's your birthday Don't you see? So stop polluting us with all these photos on our feed You're not a child anymore You blew those candles like a whore I don't care that it's your birthday
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