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Correct Big Fat Bitch Lyrics
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Zac Brown Band
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Correct Big Fat Bitch
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[Verse 1] We were driving to Birmingham, Alabama And my buddy Keith was driving the truck And this lady about ran us off the road in a Cadillac She just kind of smiled when she went by, And he has road rage and he said "Look at that Big, Fat Bitch" So I grabbed my little travel guitar out of the back and went Big fat bitch She's a big old, big old, fat bitch She goes to Ryan's and they say, Shit This one's going to cost us She's a big old bitch She's a big old bitch [Verse 2] She sweats grits You can hide a pound of dope Under one of her tits Big fat bitch She's a big old bitch [Verse 3] Who stole Christmas The Grinch Who stole the Twinkies Big fat bitch She's a big old bitch [Verse 4] Yeah, she had this Cajun friend Who had a pet alligator She ate that some bitch Like it was a green Now & Later Or a fried green da-mator You'd have to have a turbo-foaming car wash brush To masturbate her She's a big old bitch She's a big old bitch [Verse 5] When she was eight years old She had a Pogo stick that would say, "Hey Wanda" And they'd go "song-tong-thong-song-tong-thong" And now her Pogo stick says, "Holy fucking shit" And they go "Bount, bount" She's a big old bitch She's a big olllllllld bitch [Verse 6] Yeah she gargles and drools and spits And she makes all kinds of noise She chases the ice cream man down Cunningham In her corduroys She goes (strumming of strings) She's a big old bitch She's a big ollllllld big fat bitch
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