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Correct It's Only A Wee-Wee (So What's The Big Deal?) Lyrics
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Peter Alsop
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Correct It's Only A Wee-Wee (So What's The Big Deal?)
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(Verse 1) As soon as you're born, grownups check where you pee. Then they decide just how you're supposed to be. Girls pink and quiet, boys noisy and blue. Seems like a dumb way to choose what you'll do. Well... (Chorus) It's only a wee-wee so what's the big deal? It's only a wee-wee so what's all the fuss? It's only a wee-wee and everyone's got one. There's better things to discuss. (Verse 2) Now, girls must use makeup, girls' names, and girls' clothes. Boys must use sneakers but not pantyhose. The grownups will teach you the rules to their dance. And if you get confused, they'll say, "Look in your pants!". Well... (Chorus) It's only a wee-wee so what's the big deal? It's only a wee-wee so what's all the fuss? It's only a wee-wee and everyone's got one. There's better things to discuss. (Verse 3) If I live to be nine, I won't understand, Why grownups are totally obsessed with their glands. If I touch myself, "Don't ya do that!" I'm told. And they treat me like I might explode. Well... (Chorus) It's only a wee-wee so what's the big deal? It's only a wee-wee so what's all the fuss? It's only a wee-wee and everyone's got one. There's better things to discuss. (Verse 4) Now, grownups watch closely each move that we make. Boys must not cry and girls must bake cake. It's all very formal and I think it smells. Let's all be abnormal and act like ourselves. (Chorus) It's only a wee-wee so what's the big deal? It's only a wee-wee so what's all the fuss? It's only a wee-wee and everyone's got one. There's better things to discuss. It's only a wee-wee so what's the big deal? It's only a wee-wee so what's all the fuss? It's only a wee-wee and everyone's got one. There's better things to discuss. (Bonus adult verse) She walked to the market past brave cavaliers. She tried to avoid them, they whistled and jeered. She gave them the finger, they gave her more noise. So she stopped and she sang to those bright little boys, "It's only a wee-wee so what's the big deal? It's only a wee-wee so why do you watch? It's only a wee-wee and everyone's got one. There's more to life than your crotch." (Bonus verse 2, if ending on this verse follow it up with the standard chorus) If your body feels right, then just sing along. But some folks have bodies that just feel wrong. Let's help 'em feel better if they make a change. Let 'em pee in a place where they don't feel strange.
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