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Correct Dear Black Santa Lyrics
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[Intro] H-H-Hey Santa, it's, it's Dax again (Hi) Just checking if you got my list (Oh) [Verse 1] Dear Mr. Santa (Hello) My name is Dax and I've been a good kid I made a list of the shit that I wanted this year Did you read it? I'm hoping you did (You did) I put my country, my state, my street, my chimney Just so you'd know where I live (Google maps) Stopped watching porn, gave to the homeless (So like, damn dude) Don't be a bitch! Yeah I want Cadillac color matte black (Skrr) Yeah I want a thick bitch with a fat ass (Hm) Yeah I want a crib to crash with a pool and a court and a golf course all in the back (Yah) Yeah I want Gucci, Prada coupled with a million dollars Instagram a million followers Takeout food from Benihana's (Please) I need a follow back from Lele Pons (Where you at?) I need a Drake feature on a song (Go on then) I could probably do this shit myself and all But I ain't really tryna wait that long (Facts) So Santa this is my list and I'm confident in you that you'll complete it (I know you will) Me and your daughter are friends and if I don't get all of my shit I'ma Mike Jackson beat it [Interlude: Black Santa] Dear Mr. Dax I took the time to go over your list And unfortunately I'm sorry to say You have been a bad kid (Very naughty) I can get you some shit but not all those God damn gifts (Sorry) And as for my daughter young man There ain't no way your fuckin' that bitch [Verse 2] Man, fuck you Santa I don't even want your gifts I don't even want that car I don't even want that bitch I don't even want that shit Now I want Mrs. Clause Want her saying hoe hoe hoe hoe While she's on my pole pole pole pole Keep my wrist froze froze froze froze When I play games with Rudolph Yeah yeah yeah I'm crazy Santa Gave her the dick, banana Came through with the heat, the jammers Butt cheeks through the sheets, pajamas So what does that mean? I think it means that I win either way I'll leave you cookies and milk and a note on the table And here is what that shit's gonna say: Make sure you clean up the motherfuckin' chimney (I want it spotless) Make sure you turn off the lights when you done (Got bills to pay dude) Make sure you leave me a tip on the table (That's right for me) Don't eat two cookies your fat ass gets one (Go to a gym) Don't forget to leave shit in my stocking yeah you know where it's at Milk chocolate, some henny and condoms with that Xanax, weed to sell in the trap Don't lie Santa, boy I know that you're black Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen Talk shit they all go missing Santa nigga it's Merry Christmas (Merry Christmas) (I got all the loot) (Oh oh oh oh oh oh) [Outro] It's Dax
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