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Correct Mafia 3 // RAP REVIEW Lyrics
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[Intro: Paula Abdul Cold Hearted] He's a cold-hearted snake Look into his eyes, uh-oh He's been tellin' lies He's a lover boy at play He don't play by the rules, uh-oh Girl don't play the fool, no [Verse 1] I'm getting tired of this buttshit Should we have a discussion Why you should never pre-order games Unless that game is Max Payne They didn't launch at 30 frames Doesn't crash when you wanna play Oh and maybe a review before the drop-date Fuck 'em they can all wait The game is optimized like cancer in a prostate Mafia 3 is on PC XBONE and PS4 I played it on my PC with a 1070 and a 1080p monitor It's simple but the game runs like piss And I can bearly even get 60 fps And when I do the game stutters like a speech impediment And this is what I got for 60 dead presidents Let's do a list of cons and pros Performance is shit, even when I'm on low The graphics look like they're on XBOX ONE Not that one, oke that one You can't fast travel anywhere on the map And the AI really likes to just take a nap The missions get repetitive Could have been edited But I still played the whole game for the hell of it [Hook] Mafia game You've got to get your shit straight (straight) But I keep play and play play play Until I get to the really good parts And I killed a motherfucker with a goddamn shotgun [Verse 2] Despite all of it's flaws There are some gold nuggets in this ass of dawg There are some great moments of absolute bliss So let's return to our cons and pros list The characters are good And the writing is great The setting is sweet And the radio bangs The cutscenes look so goddamn good That for once in a game I didn't skip some I love the way that the combat feels The animations when a dude gets killed I love the fact that you can shoot while sprinting Or even when you're sliding on top of this thing I love kicking open doors with a shotgun I love blind firing with a shotgun I love executing people with a shotgun If you play this game just please use a shotgun I love the driving when you turn on this mode Drifting in this never ever gets old The music's good The sounds are good The blood is good, because you get to chose your own approach Altough the stealth options are basic And the AI just shit, let's face it I had a lot of fun murdering racists The open nature of the missions makes me gracious I understand that this is a flawed game And it deserves all the hate it has gained But there's a lot of shit in it that appeals to me I just think it needs polished to it's recipe It's no way deserving of 60 bucks But I'd be lying if I said that it wasn't fun It's like one of the best third-person hot-dawgs I've ever had Trapped in a moldy bun Just wait for a Steam sale Or maybe a bargain bin It's a broken mess But I'd probably play it again The good shit is so good But the bad shit is so bad I hope Hangar 13 gets another chance Like a new family stepdad (uh) [Hook] Mafia game You've got to get your shit straight (straight) But I keep play and play play play Until I get to the really good parts And I killed a motherfucker with a goddamn shotgun
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