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Correct Mom & Dad Lyrics
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Correct Mom & Dad
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My father wakes up everyday and goes to a job that he hates And it hurts him But in seven years he'll get his pension My mother wakes up everyday and goes to a keyboard and types for twelve hours straight And it hurts her a little physical but more in her soul Because, 70% of people hate their jobs and 53% hate their boss But everything's gonna be great and okay when you finally get that brand new sweater from Ross Because its a slave wage that's exchanged for mere freedom Freedom not to die alone and cold with nothing to hold No boats or clothes Or shoes or whatever The Grim Reaper's there recites a poem He said it's "It's nice of you to finally show up, Frank. You didn't think that you were gonna make it did you? It's cold outside and you can sit in there naked and if your toes get to cold to hold you up, you won't cry no more, you won't cry no more. If your toes get to cold to hold you up, you won't cry no more, you won't cry." But fuck waking up every day, going to a shitty job that I hate everyday, everyday and waking up in the morning and asking "What is this?" Now we're only living for the weekends, now fuck that 45 years give or take depending on how many beers I drank Or drugs I've done Or deaths I've faked Or lives I've saved Or wives I've named and then replaced, will I die? Will I die without watching my life go by? Will I die? Will I die without watching my life go by? A third of it's sleeping And a third of it working at a place you hate being And the other third You better be happy
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