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Correct Crabby Day Lyrics
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Correct Crabby Day
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I knew when I first met him That I never would forget him To find a beauty such as he in my bed was rare To sleep with him I was excited But later I was less delighted When I found that special present he left In my pubic hair Now it's a crabby day, unhappy day I'll never forget him i'm sad to say Leave me alone I'm having a crabby day So to the drugstore without haste To solve the problem below the waist Then the laundromat to disinfect my clothes And sheets Walking home who do I see But the guy who gave those wretched vermin To me He quickly runs to opposite side of the street Now it's a crabby day, unhappy day To be treated in such a shabby way Gimme a break, I'm having a rabby day At home a message is waiting From a boy i've been contemplating He's leaving town for a month and wants To see me tonight After the lotion's been applied Can I be sure every one of those critters has died Or take the risk of passing them on For a long-awaited night It's such a crabby day, unhappy day Why did have to call today Get me out of this I'm having a crabby day
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