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Correct The Ghost Of Bob Saget Lyrics
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Correct The Ghost Of Bob Saget
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(Are you there?) (Ghost, glow, ghost, glow) Last night I was haunted by the ghost of Bob Saget He said, "You're more or less than just a faggot" So I put on a dress and followed him to heaven But first, I gave him a blowjob outside the 7-Eleven The ghost of Franz Kafka came to me in a dream He said that things are usually what they seem So I put on my uniform and followed him to heaven But first, he pierced my ears outside the 7-Eleven Eleven The ghost of my old man said "I like that beard" He said, "I always wanted to have long hair" I said, "Oh fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!" But he didn't even care The ghost who violated me, he thought he was funny He took us all to Disney World He tried to make us watch him stand in an alley With no one there except for the ghost (Ghost, blow, ghost, blow) The ghost of some asshole summoned me to the office He said, "How come you didn't go to the office?" I said "I was afraid that they'd make me feel dumb" They said "You're being dumb" and shot me in my head (I took my lunch) Did you know that birds and other various creatures Have a window of time right after their creation Where they latch on to whatever they see as their mother And presumably the object of their sexual frustration They see another devil They [?] They [?] They [?] They [?] They're around here The ghost of Bob Saget haunted me yesterday He said "Pack your bag, 'cause we know you're gay" So I threw him in a river in the USA Wherever I go is so fucked anyway (Uh-ohs, ghosts, oh, ghosts) Oh no Oh no Oh no Go to your cell! Don't go! Don't go! Hell no! Hell no! Death came in bending over like he was sick Promised I'd be really bad at sucking dick But I had a gun painted in my hand And Death said, "Hey, do you wanna be in my band?" Today I got a package and it was my mom She's called back up twice, I knew that something was wrong She was missing her ring, so I took out the scoop And lurked for half an hour through her ashes too, da-da-da Hey! Hey! Hey! Last night I was haunted by the ghost of myself I said, "You're probably going to kill yourself!" He said that "When you do, don't bother leaving a note 'Cause everybody knows just where you're going!" The ghost that I hated which came to me last night Said, "In heaven, everything ain't so right" So I took off all my clothes and followed him to hell But first, he waited fifteen years outside of my jail cell
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