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Correct Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Fag Lyrics
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Correct Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Fag
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[Verse 1:] My fingerprints are getting burned off From using the too hot touchpad Of my MacBook Pro As I casually scroll through The fetish-based forum Of which I am an active member I promise I will never use the term anthro-fiction When describing your body of work I promise I will never stop overusing superlative words Like rad or awesome or neato [Chorus:] Because you always work on Thursday night And I need something else to analyze I'm making a fortune, painting you a portrait of the artist [Verse 2:] While we're waiting for these updates to upload Let me talk for just a minute about your youth Of the symbolic father figure I haven't been outside since last week When I went to the beach Where I spent the whole time Looking at the ocean wishing it was warmer Where I spent the whole time Looking for a stronger wireless signal Because cellular net only had two bars And was very unreliable [Chorus:] Because you always work on Thursday night And I need something else to analyze I'm making a fortune, painting you a portrait of the artist [Verse 3 (Spoken):] When I was a kid going into elementary school Right before I went into elementary school I was afraid of everything Like, I couldn't listen to the radio; I was afraid of the radio And now that I'm going into college it's like the exact same thing: I am literally becoming afraid of everything, and it's- [Chorus:] Because you always work on Thursday night And I need something else to analyze I'm making a fortune, painting you a portrait of the artist
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