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Correct Yule Be Disappointed This Chuggmas Lyrics
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Correct Yule Be Disappointed This Chuggmas
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[Intro] What the fuck can you buy with five pounds? [Verse 1] It's that time of year again Where the hoards of a thousand clueless men Go to Boots and ask a shop assistant for shopping advice Well, quelle surprise It’s the Christmas temp for me Why the fuck do we all agree To buy a present for somebody that we wouldn't even look at in the street It's like Deal or No Deal where everyone’s a loser A pointless gift 'cause I'm never gonna use ya Is it a brush? Is it a cat? Am I too late to ask for my fiver back? [Chorus] So here we go Five pounds down the rabbit hole What will I emerge with? (What will I emerge with?) I don't know [Verse 2] Right So let's get started on this human game of Guess Who? She's got him and he's got her and that guy's got you You look upset now but you must accept that You’ll want to know who you can trust and who’ll decept ya It doesn't take Scooby Doo to work out which moron got you That fridge magnet from Bristol Zoo Or that book wrote by that cunt from Blue [Chorus] So here we go Five pounds down the rabbit hole What will I emerge with? (What will I emerge with?) I don’t know But it's work tradition every god-damn Christmas What will I emerge with? I don't know [Breakdown] Now it's time for the main event Company credit card, not a penny spent Anticipation fills the room And then it gets to you What the fuck? A lynx Africa gift box, are you fucking shitting me? [Chorus] So here we go Five pounds down the rabbit hole What will I emerge with? I don’t know But it's work tradition every god-damn Christmas What will I emerge with? I don't know [Outro]
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