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[Verse 1] Oh happy day, that unmistakable brown plumage As accented by a snow white head and tail I've seen the holy spirit When I was young their population had collapsed to where it felt we’d only know the majesty through photo, prose and lyric Through drastic conservation efforts and the diligence of fish and wildlife scientists we've actualized impressive data So much so that 2016 would discover two such creatures nesting in the heart of downtown Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 200 years of absence broken by a brazen pair It's not to shake a stick at when you actually AB the numbers And so it was the PA game commission would install a webcam with a live feed that would showcase the avian lovers You could be sitting in your office feeling testes, spilling coffee on a speadsheet thinking "Jesus Christ, my life is dismal" Two seconds later you could stare into a portal that reminds you there is more than what your awful nine to five permits you [Hook] Like a giant fucking eagle Or I don’t know Maybe Mona Lisa cheesing from the easel Or I don't know Maybe sunbeams leaking through a keyhole Or I don't know Eh, I don't know [Verse 2] Oh lordy lou, those unmistakable eight talons That could surgically remove a sponing salmon from the raging rapids People think nature is a rainbow or a newborn Or a notion or a puppy which denies the gory steak and mashers You load the sight up and expect to see the glory of a wingspan over eagly beaks emerging from a nega-hero We overlook the fact that wow Sometimes a cat'll eat a bird, sometimes a bird'll eat a cat Like it's a fucking churro On April 26th in front of grip of viewers tuning in to catch a glimpse of what would usually live in the shadows There was no way to have predicted honing in on the internets favorite creature as reduced to nutritional value I wonder if some dude was sad because his cat had run away and thought "Maybe I'll load these eagles up to feel connected" Then got to watch his little Fluffy torn to pieces by the very nature he had sought to ease him through his deep depression [Hook] By a giant fucking eagle Or I don’t know Maybe Mona Lisa cheesing from the easel Or I don’t know Maybe sunbeams leaking through a keyhole Or I don't know Eh, I don’t know
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