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Correct I Heard Crime Gets You Off Lyrics
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Self Defense Family
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Correct I Heard Crime Gets You Off
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Oscillating fan I took when I ran from the room using King James’ book To defend myself from blows to the head If I’m gonna get fucked, I at least want my money’s worth Stumbled half-dead through a mall parking lot No shoes, no shirt and one bloody sock Man yelled “freeze!” and I almost stopped But I thought it all out and thought it better to not Smashed a window for two dollars in change Left a note on the windshield to lessen the pain “Sorry, friend, I fucked up your Honda Hope you’re fully insured, but I got my own problems.” Rode the bus to your place on 54th Street Asked a bum for some help with the fire escape Now I wait in the dark by your door I hope you love surprises, this one’s gonna be great I heard crime gets you off I heard crime gets you high
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