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Correct It's A Funny Old World Lyrics
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It's a funny old world Doesn't time fly? Sometimes you gotta laugh Otherwise you're gonna cry Sometimes you gotta whisper Sometimes you gotta yell Sometimes you just smile and say It's a funny old world She said live a little Love a little Laugh a lot The world's still here So far it hasn't stopped It just keeps moving And rolling on its axis The moon is in focus Orbiting around it The moon affects the oceans And the oceans makes the beaches And once upon a time We were all just fishes And one day, one of them Made it onto land Slowly but surely Turned into a man Now here I am 3 billion years later Waiting in the queue at my local Pret a Manger Wondering, what on earth are the chances? Marvelling, over the choice of pastries The girl behind the counter Asks if she can help While I'm day-dreaming About life itself I said don't mind me Help yourself You've got to reach into your heart And find a girl Because in your soul Lies the secret to the universe She said do you want it In small, medium, or large? It's a funny old world It's a rollercoaster ride Smile for the camera Keep your arms inside Keep your eye on the horizon Keep your feet on the ground And keep on smiling cause It's a funny old world And where do you think we're gonna be 3 billion years from now When the robots kill the humans And continue to evolve Artificial intelligence ventures into space And survives a lot longer Than this solar system does They understand black holes Space and time continuum Computers that are cleverer Than we could ever comprehend They are alive Invented by humans But they invented their own language And deemed us insignificant 3 billion years from now We're 15 gig of memory Sitting on a hard drive In the arse-end of the galaxy The girl behind the counter Hands me my cup of tea And I snap out of my futuristic fantasy I ask if I can have A splash of almond milk You know me, I like to do my bit It's a funny old world It's a steak and kidney pie Take the rough with the smooth Y'gotta swallow every bite Sometimes you get lonely But don't stand in the cold Come in, come on and smile and say It's a funny old world It's a funny old world Doesn't time fly? Sometimes you gotta laugh Otherwise you're gonna cry Sometimes you gotta whisper Sometimes you gotta yell Sometimes you just smile and say It's a funny old world
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