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Correct UberX Driver Lyrics
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Mike Posner
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Correct UberX Driver
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He sits in front of me and swallows his saliva He fumbles in the cup holder for his chapstick He puts his chapstick on his lips He opens up his phone He picks up his coconut water, unscrews the top and drinks it He screws the top on, puts it down He swallows his saliva again He opens up his phone He picks up his coconut water, unscrews the top and drinks it Screws the top on, puts it down He swallows his saliva again He is doing many many things in hopes that he will stumble upon the magic combination A certain ordering of chapstick, coconut water, saliva and saliva swallowing that will crack the code of his unhappiness and make him feel better Meanwhile, I sit in meditation behind him, waiting for him to finish
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