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Correct Waterpark Bachelorette Lyrics

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Once upon a time, yesterday
Melanie was getting married to Mark
The love of his life
The phone rings, Jennifer's on

She planned a treat for the young bachelorette
A party night they will never ever forget
The girls are excited
It's gonna be nasty
It's gonna be the cuba cay. Total carnage on saturday

Damn this cuba cay ain't the place she thinks
No table dance, no cuban strippers
The surprize is bloody bitter

It's a bit distant from my idea of fun
I'd rather role play with cowboys and guns
But I can take it as it comes and join in
Yes, you get wet and that's the point

Mel spent the day choosing shoes and doing make up
She'd shoulda gone for sun tancream and swimming cap

On this waterpark fake sand
I'm the queen whose lost command
And spinsterhood's up around the bend
But on my mind there's something big. How do they say?
It's kinda slang
Oh yeah... I wish I was in a gangbang

It's a bit distant from my idea of fun
I'd rather role play with cowboys and guns
But I can take it as it comes and join in
Yes, you get wet and that's the point

What a waste of time. No drinks, no men, no tease
But look at that guy. I may have found a plan B

I met a cuban at the cuba cay
I can surrender to his arms today
It's no big thing. It's just my party affair
And after all, my handsome Mark can wait

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