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Correct Promnight In Pigtown Lyrics
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John Gorka
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Correct Promnight In Pigtown
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There were flowers from the boy pigs Who were drinking in their barn digs In suits of powdered blue With those ruffled shirts on, too All ordered through the mail It was prom night in pig town There was ham bones in long gowns With painted cloven hooves There was no need for shoes Or the curlers in their tails Couples had their pictures taken Beneath those clothes the heat was bakin' They'd pretend to be cool 'Cause they'd soon be out of school And the night a memory They ate with noise food by the plates-full But on the dance floor they were so graceful They'd glide without a care Their snouts tucked in the air It was a sight to see After desserts they bobbed for apples All knowing soon they could be scrapple Another packaged processed food They bore no attitude Or grudge against the world The prom queen was dancing real slow With her silk purse and her proud beau Oinking low and soft They quietly slipped off With her new string of pearls They all left in even numbers Some to find love, some to find slumber And some stayed up all night To meet the morning light Some went to the shore After that, the class would scatter From Delaware, to deli platters All would lose a friend They were noble till the end And never asked for more One little piggie went to market On little piggie went to Rome One little piggle had roast beef And one little piggie had none One little piggie had none It was prom night in pig town
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