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[Skit] [Radio Host] Hello ladies and gents Welcome back to another episode of "Sunsets and Lovers" I'm your host Sabrina Clearwater I started this show five years ago after meeting my now live-in lover, Juan G.J He was a Mexican rug maker And when I met him I had been climbing a mountain And on that climb I had lost part of my finger It was very painful But Juan continued to say 'Climb forward, young funyun Don't let the pain deter you from reaching the destiny that is my loins.' And so I went forward, and we made love 86 hours Atop that- Atop that snowy mountainside in the Himalayas Now, on my show I take a number of calls from people Those who are either experiencing love or reeling from heartbreak And uh... I think we should go forward and take our first call Kay everyone, let's welcome Ronnie from Sioux City, South Dakota Everyone, Ronnie [Ronnie] Yo Doctor, doctor, wait, hol' up Kill that music real quick Kill that music, hol' up Doctor, my dick hurts so bad, I think I sat on it wrong last night I was doing pilates and I think I sat on my dick wrong and shit That shit hurt so bad This morning I woke up, I was in my bed With my- with my shoes on- my shoes on- was still on And I was like 'my dick hurt though' I don't know why my dick hurt so bad I never had this hurt so much I was at the carnival two days ago I was at the carnival two days ago I was on a ride, I was goin' up and down But my dick didn't hurt that day That shirt hurt right now though Like I'm trying to go out I'm trying to go to the club But my dick hurt so bad I could only hop on one foot Wit' my- wit' my other foot behind my head And I could hop a little I can't walk like no normal person I'm on the street and everyone like 'Look at that, why his dick hurt so bad?' I can't even sit here watch Bones I can't even watch Bones right now 'Cause my dick hurt so bad [Radio Host] Okay...okay. Let's cut this- Let's cut- Let's- Let's- Let's cut this Let's cut- okay... I don't know what that was I think Ronnie might have had the wrong number there Ah... but you know what? We could look at that call as maybe his dick...uh... As a metaphor for his heart And how maybe his heart heart hurt so bad As opposed to his genital extremities Uh... let's take- let's take one more call This is Carla.. Carla from... from Portland, Oregon Carla from Portland, Oregon [Ronnie] Nah, nah This is Ronnie again 'cuz listen I don't know why y'all hangin' up 'Cause in second grade I had two gerbils One was named Fufu and the other one was named Joe And they both died at the same time And I felt so much pain at that time And now only that pain can be paralleled With the way that my dick hurt right now Basically like- like if my my dick was a volcano And pain was the lava inside that volcano Basically my dick is... basically uh... Pretty much swimmin' in that lava Like this is Pompeii Like in my pants is Pompeii And like I'ma tell you the truth Because when I go to American Eagle I feel like sometimes that make my dick hurt more In like a- In like a mental way But I'm saying right now that my dick hurt so bad And I'm tryna just go down the street I'm tryna go to Duncan Donuts Get me some of them- Some of them hash brown Some of them circular hash brown With some coconut iced coffee So I can start my day I don't know if I told you But I'm writing this book on- on- It's like a romance book It's kinda like Don Quijote But more of like of- of- Of like- like a vampire horror fiction I'm tryna write that book I'm tryna go to Starbucks Drink my Duncan Donuts in Starbucks But my dick hurt so bad I can't even- I can't even walk to the stove right now Like I'm talkin' like I can't even go to Red Lobster And have me no clams- cassino Because my dick is like the Clams Casino Of like my nipples Does that make any sense? 'Cause I can't even watch Bones I'm just tryna watch some Bones And my dick hurt so bad I can't even watch no bones [Radio Host] Okay... Let's cut this... L-l-l-let's cut this
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