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Correct Kill A Kitten Lyrics
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Correct Kill A Kitten
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When the game of life makes you feel like quittin', It helps a lot if you kill a kitten Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin, You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten. There's no crime that you'll be commitin' I know the law, you can kill a kitten. If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin' Youll get plenty when you kill a kitten Feed it turpentine, or break it's spine, Crush it with your shoe, as long as you... Kill a kitten If the one you love isn't quite as smitten, She'll like you better when you kill a kitten To quote the bible, cause that's where it's written If yee loveth Jesus, yee must kill a kitten Flush it down the can, hit it with your van, Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake Stick some TNT up it's cat booty Do what you must do, as long as you... Kill a kitten Killing kittens isn't easy, And if the thought makes you feel queasy, Grab a pitchfork from the shed, And kill a puppydog instead! Kill a kitten, kill a kitten, for a mitten Kill a kitten (4x) Kill....
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