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I will never forget the night that J.D. Salinger Pasted his face to my bedroom window And demanded to know all my thoughts About every work of his I'd ever read He told me that I owed him as a fan Because I'd powerfully shared publicly My affection for the precision of his dialog And the innovation of his short stories I tried to explain to the maniac that I said All there was to say in that one declaration But he said that he knew there was more And he wouldn't stop until I helped him feed The ravenous wolf packs that I unleashed Inside him with the kindness of my insights And he kept showing up So I kept calling the cops Salinger's outside my house again Salinger's outside my office again He thinks he's Spider-Man again, Crawling all over my timeshare condo Why can't authors embrace our privacy The way they instigate these imbroglios? I decided to build a barrier around my home But Salinger remained relentless with me He'd follow me to Burger King and ask How I could possibly enjoy the Whopper When I claimed I hated society As he continued to steal my French fries, I asked him where he got his information He told me that biographers and filmmakers Wanted to feature a fan for the planet And they'd been dishing my dirt to him I responded that they'd never spoken To me or to anyone from my inner circle, Adding that he better leave BK soon And slapped his hand off my milkshake But he kept showing up So I kept calling the cops Salinger's outside KFC again Salinger's outside Arby's again He's dressed as Ronald McDonald again, Thinking disguises can hide his intentions You should see him run in those red shoes When security arrives for clown intervention ''Well lucky me'' or so I thought after I died, Thinking that he couldn't bug me now But he stalked my plot on night one, Bellowing for my bones to rise again I could see flower foundations collapsing As he stomped them because I left him He announced he was there with colleagues Who enjoy graveyard invasions like he does Closing my eyes tighter than death's usual drape, I hoped their obsession wouldn't go this far But dirt began to fly and I couldn't get away Clicking cameras and video recorders descended Alongside Salinger who reached out for me, Shook my body, and yelled ''Hello!'' Salinger says he'll get answers from my family He says that he'll get them from my friends He says he'll approach my former neighbors I can hear wolves howling between our bodies And I wonder if two skeletons must disintegrate Before J.D. and I will finally rest in peace
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