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Correct Mega Marital Problems Lyrics
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Correct Mega Marital Problems
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Hello Mega Man, und Mrs. Mega Man Welcome to couples' therapy. I am Dr. Wily Dr. Wily? You're a therapist now? But you're evil and bent on world domination Not anymore, those days are behind me Don't question it. Shut up. Just tell me the problem over this hot beat Okay Well, you see, Doc, I got a pretty nice life A mega house with two kids and a hot mega wife But I got a little problem with my android bride When it comes to making love she's never satisfied We've been fucking for decades, sex has gotten routine We gotta spice that shit up, I'm not a total machine I'm sick of all the romance and the cuddles and the love It's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff It would be seeming to me that the problem here Is you don't listen to your wife, she is being clear But she says the same thing like a tape recorder Quiet, the doctor is talking, there must be order (Sorry, I'm not evil anymore) You must beat the Robot Masters to acquire skills And then use them on your wife when she is getting drilled Maybe she likes shocks from Elec Man's beam Or get burned by fireballs She's a freaky man's dream Is that what you want, hon, a Robot Master? Get out and do it you stupid bastard Your marriage would be healthy like pure spring water Now leave my office before you are slaughtered Fine I'll kick ass if it saves my marriage For the satisfaction of my lady's undercarriage First I'll take out Fire Man, not much of a test Oh, your weakness is ice? I would've never fuckin' guessed Now Ice Man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time Oh, is your weakness fire? You just blew my fuckin' mind I cut Cut Man and he's gonna need stitches Bomb and Elec Man just went down like little bitches Wait, you douchebag, I'm gonna end your life I am Mega Man Zero and I'm here to plow your wife I bring sex moves from the future and my skills are vast Like my Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cum Blast. (oh!) Women can't resist my blonde, flowing locks I'll slap a stamp right on my package And deliver your wife the cock My shiny armor is red, the color of victory While your fruity suit is blue, like your balls will soon be Wait, what are you doing? Mega dick, activate! So Mega Man harnessed all the powers of the masters And killed Zero with his mega laser schlong blaster And then he banged his wife until she screamed "Yes more" Then she loved him again cause she's a shallow whore Sorry, that was misogynistic. She is a whore though What did you say? Nothing. Douche.
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