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Correct Levi Johnston's Blues Lyrics
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Correct Levi Johnston's Blues
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Woke up this morning, what do I see? Three thousand cameras pointed at me. Dude says, "You Levi?" I'm like, "Yes, that's me sir." "Well, you just knocked up the VP nominee's daughter." So I tell him, "No, you got it wrong, mister, Already got a girl, and her name is Bristol." And they all laugh and say, "Where you been, sonny? Your mother-in-law's a heartbeat from the presidency." And I say, "Mother-in-law? No, we ain't getting married!" They say, "Soon you will, boy; she just announced it." I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home, I'm gonna lay down the law And tell her what's going on I'm a fucking redneck, I live to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing And kill some moose. I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess, You fuck with me and I kick your ass. So we talk and it turns out we don't believe in abortion And sex outside marriage is against our religion. And when I try to tell 'em I'm eighteen years old, They say, "Levi, it's too late, You gotta do as you're told." I say, "Mother-in-law? No, we ain't getting married!" They say, "Soon you will, boy; she just announced it." I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home, Gonna lay down the law And tell her what's going on: I'm a fucking redneck, I live to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing And kill some moose. I like to shoot the shit and do some chilling I guess, You fuck with me and I kick your ass. I'm a fucking redneck, I live to hang out with the boys, get on my snowboard, do some fishing And kill some moose. I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess, You fuck with me and I kick your ass. Yeah, I like to shoot the shit, do some chillin' I guess Kick some ass I'm a fucking redneck, I live to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing And kill some moose. I like to shoot the shit and do some chilling I guess, You fuck with me and I kick your ass.
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