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Correct Answering Machines Lyrics
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George Carlin
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Correct Answering Machines
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And answering machines. Starting with people who think it's cute to let their children record the outgoing message. And you can't understand a word of it cause the kids a fuckin' imbecile. Hi my name is Stacy, i'm 5 years old, and my parents aren't here right now but beep. Here's my message Stacy: I'm comin' over to your house with a big knife. Then I'm going to kill mommy and daddy. Then I'm gonna peel off their skin and make a funny hat. Then I'm gonna pull out my big ding dong and stick it in your beep
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