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Correct The "Q" Man Loves Nobody Lyrics
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Patti LuPone
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Correct The "Q" Man Loves Nobody
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Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya ‘Cause the "Q" man loves nobody but himself I never knew how twisted a fella could be Hey, I guess it’s good I never told ya I’m into pee Don’t you ever listen to your inner conscience Oh, I’m sorry, babe, I wasn’t listenin’ what? You really are a total scum If only you could see the man that you’ve become Baby you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya ‘Cause the "Q" man loves nobody You really love nobody? And, boy, I mean nobody And boy you mean nobody But my own sweet flippin’ self All right, whatever your problem is7y Just get it off your breast, chest I thought you gave me your heart I gave you VD, isn’t that enough? You said that we’d never part Oh, I was just kiddin’ You gave me your lover’s vow Ha, if you really thought I meant it You ought to get your head examined right now You’d tell me you’d never stray Well, that’s ‘cause we hadn’t had sex yet And then you just walked away. Ain’t I a stinker Your attitude really stank Look, you don’t need to be a genius to see That I was givin’ you the yank yank What else did you BS me about? Well, since you asked Remember when I said that I was goin’ down the block To grab a couple boozers with a pal? Yeah, you had a friend from college that you had to meet Nah, I was at the women’s shoe store lookin’ at feet (What?) ‘Member when I said I had a dental checkup Well, let me say I give quite a root canal, oh right You promised me that you’d be true Hey, to me you’re just vagina number 602 Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya ‘Cause the "Q" man loves nobody You really love nobody? And boy I mean nobody And boy you mean nobody but my own Sweet flippin’ self What do you have to say for yourself, you slime? Can I just squeeze your left tit a little bit? You’re the most insensitive man I’ve ever met Oh, that’s not true, I’ve got feelings same as the next guy Why, last week, my grandma died, I was really upset Oh, I’m sorry So how ‘bout a hand job? ‘Cause the "Q" man loves nobody You really love nobody? And boy I mean nobody And boy you mean nobody But my own sweet flippin’ self C’mon, honey, I’ll make it up to you I’ll buy you some lingerie Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity
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