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Correct Pimp Of The Year Lyrics
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Correct Pimp Of The Year
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Eh-heh, eh-heh eh-heh, ay Eh-heh huh ay This is the pimp of the year I want I want to tell y'all a story, about this ho (yes) Her name was Janine Heh, she thought she was all that, but y'all know what time it is Hah, I put her to work Bust it One Friday night I was chillin' at a party (doin' what?) Feelin' smooth, drinkin' Coke and Bacardi I seen her on the scene, lookin' lean This beauty queen her name? Janine I was about to push up but before I can think She looked my way and then she flashed a wink (blink) I started to think, this crazy side (Heh, pimp daddy knockin' out them boots tonight!) Oh yes, she was very well dressed I asked her her name, and she said yes I said, "Umm let me see, now is it Vanessa?" She said, "Janine, but Chocolate fits better" Chocolate?! How'd you like to waste some time With no hesitation she replied with, "Fine" Huh, the first thing that came to mind was (Heh, eh-heh) that fat ass is mine! (yeah) So off we went, back to the crib The question arose, how do I live? I said, "Yo, I'm not the mouse or the wimp To make it clear, I'm the pimp of the year" (pimp of the year) She said, "Please look how you're dressed Tell me what separates you from the rest" I said yo Yo look baby, I'm what you call a A.P.P. An all purpose pimp, haha 'Cause I'll pimp yo' momma, your sister And I'll even take G.P. that's granny panties, haha! She was fascinated, she wanted to work I said, "Okay but eighty-six the skirt" (take it off!) And guide your tongue, from my crack to my feet (gon' be funky) Then (hah, yeah, eh-heh) you'll be ready for the streets Down came the skirt, before I can guess Off went the blouse and the bra was next (what?) I was impressed but I must confess Hey yo Tone, that bitch had crazy hair on her chest "Heavens to Merkatroid!" Hahaha, ahahahaha I shaved her down, so the story goes Put her to work as one of my hoes (one of my hoes) The moral of the story is girls beware 'Cause lurkin' in your neighborhood (is who?) is the pimp of the year Heh, aheheh, yo, ah-he, yo heh Yo this the pimp of the year, ha ha I want to tell y'all, I want to tell all y'all hoes out there Beware of me, ha ha, you know 'Cause, I'm in your bedroom, eh-heh Heh, I'm in your closet, eh-hah-hah Ay, I'm even in the skins baby, ah-hah Ay, ah-hah, matter of fact, eh-heh, yo Get up off your knees ho, ah-ha, you know what?
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