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Correct The Inquisition Lyrics
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Correct The Inquisition
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The Inquisition, let's begin The Inquisition, look out sin We have a mission to convert the Jews (Jew ja Jew ja Jew ja Jews) We're gonna teach them wrong from right We're gonna help them see the light And make an offer that they can't refuse (That the Jews just can't refuse) Confess (confess, confess) Don't be boring Say yes (say yes, say yes) Don't be dull A fact you're ignoring it's better to lose your skullcap than your skull The Inquisition, what a show The Inquisition, here we go We know you're wishing That we'd go away But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay The Inquisition, oh boy The Inquisition, what a joy The Inquisition, oy oy I was sitting in a temple I was minding my own business I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass Then these papus persons plunge in, and they throw me in a dungeon, and they shove a red hot poker up my ass Is that considerate? Is that polite? And not a tube of Preparation H in sight I'm sitting, plicking chickens and I'm looking through the pickings and suddenly these guys bring down my balls I didn't even know them and they grabbed me by the scrotum and they started playing ping pong with my balls Oy, the agony Ooh, the shame To make my privates public for a game The Inquisition, what a show The Inquisition, here we go We know you're wishing That we'd go away But the Inquisition's here and it's here to Hey, Torquemada, whaddaya say? I just got back from the auto-da-fé Auto-da-fé, what's an auto-da-fé? It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway Skit skat voodely vat tootin de day Will you convert? No, no, no, no Will you confess? No, no, no, no Will you revert? No, no, no, no Will you say yes? No, no, no, no Now I ask in a nice way, I said pretty please, I bent their ears, now I'll work on their knees! Hey, Torquemada, walk this way We got a little game that you might wanna play So pull that handle, try your luck Who knows, Torq, you might win a buck! Alright! Put it in the car In the car, in the car How we doing? Any converts today? Not a one, nay, nay, nay We've flattened their fingers We branded their buns Nothing is working Send in the nuns! The Inquisition, what a show The Inquisition, here we go We know you're wishing That we'd go away So, come on you Moslems and you Jews We got big news for all of yous You better change your point of views today 'Cause the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay
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