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Correct Deadpool Musical - Beauty And The Beast "Gaston" Parody Lyrics
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Correct Deadpool Musical - Beauty And The Beast "Gaston" Parody
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(warning language not appropriate for all yo have been warned) Deadpool (spoken): Well, I'm an idiot I could have sworn the invite said it was a costume party (man coughs) That guy gets it Love the hair So what's tonights theme? Everyone's dressing like what the 90's thought was tough? Oh come on Bartender me! Ask me "Rough day?" while you rub The same spot over and over Bartender (spoken): Do you ever shut up? Deadpool (spoken): I know i'm a chatty cathy But what are you gonna do? sew my mouth shut? Ah-ah-ah-ah Don't answer that Bartender (spoken): If you stay here Deadpool ... It's gonna get ugly real fast Deadpool (spoken): Ooh was that a musical cue? Bartender (sung): Gosh it disturbs me To see you deadpool In fact, it usually does 'cause you look like my balls Under that hood, deadpool Just thinking of it kills my buzz Deadpool (spoken to the camera): You know, normally that would have just hurt my feelings ... ... but DAMN it. I've always wanted to be in a musical Bartender (sung): There's no man in town As reviled as you And hell they all wish you would die! Even though you've proven Quite tricky to kill Everyone's going to Tryyyy Both: Noooooooooo Oooooooone's Deadpool: Slick as Deadpool No one's quick as deadpool No one punches you Right in the DICK Like deadpool For there's no man in town Half as -- (spoken) Ooo Chimichanga! (sung) Perfect, give up man, it's gone You can ask Anna, Natty or Betsy And they'll tell you who's team They prefer to be oooooon! Black widow (spoken): Avengers. Rogue (spoken): X-men Deadpool (spoken): Come on, say X-Force Psylocke(spoken): Bugger off Wade Deadpool (spoken): So what's going on with this threesome anyway? Sexy recon? Super "charlie's Angels"? Oh! I could be your Bosley! Rogue (spoken): Watch your back sugar Deadpool (sung): Noooooooooo Oooooooone's Fun like Deadpool Shoots his gun like Deadpool Black widow: Heroes should not kill a ton Like deadpool Deadpool: My kill count is really Intimidating Pub crowd: Hey kill that guy! That deadpool! Shoot off his balls Cut off his route Deadpool: Hey sexy friends Won't you please help me out? Pub crowd: Fiiiiiiiirst Oooooooone To kill Deadpool Gets to win the dead pool Deadpool: If Spider-man were here That'd be really cool Spider-man: You're lucky i was Passing through here Deadpool: Yaaaay! Your tights do great things For your arse Random voice: Hey you're no slouch in that way either Deadpool: Thanks voice But every last inch of me's Covered in scaaaars! {gun shot} (spoken) SHIT! Mother... fucker! (gun shot) (sung) Noooooooooo Oooooooone Flips like Deadpool Changes clips like Deadpool No one wields katanas And RIPS like Deadpool I'm especially good at DECAPITATING Severed head: Heads roll for deadpool Deadpool: When i was a boy I humped this unicorn Every morning to help me get off But lately i'm thinking I might hump the hulk Tell me what is that like Romanoooooff? Black widow, Rogue and Psylocke: Noooooooooo Oooooooone Black widow: Jokes like deadpool Rogue: Or provokes like deadpool Psylocke: No one else has an ego To stroke like Deadpool Deadpool: You guys wanna spoon And watch Conan later Black widow, Rogue and Psylocke: NO! Black widow, Rogue Psylocke and deadpool: My what a guyyyy Black widow, Rogue and Psylocke: DEADPOOOOOOL Deadpool: MEEEEEEEEEEE! (They leave) Bartender (spoken): HEY! Who's gonna help clean this shit up!? Deadpool (distant and spoken): Not it! Bartender (spoken): Awww, fucking perfect... (credits play) (after credits) Deadpool (spoken quietly): Come to daddy precious ... (metal claw SNIKT!, toy squeak) Uh, excuse me That's my unicorn Wolverine (Spoken): Go fuck yourself Deadpool: Oh let's go do that! Have you got time for a fastball special? (SNIKT!) Oooh two in the pool one in the stool?
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