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Correct Michael In The Bathroom Lyrics
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George Salazar
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Correct Michael In The Bathroom
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I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall I could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at all I’m a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone But I’d rather fake pee than stand awkwardly or pretend to check a text on my phone Everything felt fine, when I was half of a pair Now through no fault of mine, there’s no other half there Now I’m just Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party Forget how long it’s been I’m just Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party No, you can’t come in I’m waiting it out till it’s time to leave And picking at grout as I softly grieve I’m just Michael who you don’t know, Michael flying solo Michael in the bathroom by himself All by himself I am hiding but he’s out there, just ignoring all our history Memories get erased and I’ll get replaced with a newer cooler version of me And I hear a drunk girl, sing along to Whitney through the door “I wanna dance with somebody! ” And my feelings sink cause it makes me think: now there’s no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore Now it’s just Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party I half regret the beers Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party As I choke back the tears I’ll wait as long as I need, till my face is dry Or I’ll just blame it on weed or something in my eye I’m just Michael who you don’t know, Michael flying solo Michael in the bathroom by himself Knock knock knock knock They’re gonna start to shout soon Knock knock knock knock Aw hell yeah, I’ll be out soon Knock knock knock knock It sucks you left me here alone Knock knock knock knock Here in this teenage battle zone Clang clang clang clang I feel the pressure blowing up Bang bang bang bang My big mistake was showing up Splash splash splash splash I throw some water in my face And I am in a better place I go to open up the door, but I can't hear knocking anymore I can’t help but yearn For a different time And then I look in the mirror and the present is clearer And there’s no denying, I’m just... At a party, is there a sadder sight than Hmmmm Michael in the bathroom at a party, this is a heinous night I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn Or wish I off’ed myself instead, wish I was never born I’m just Michael who’s a loner so he must be a stoner Rides a PT Cruiser, God he’s such a loser Michael flying solo, who you think that you know Michael in the bathroom by himself All by himself All by himself All you know about me is my name Awesome party I’m so glad I came
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