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Correct Stuff-Mart Suite Lyrics
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Salesman #1: Allow us to introduce our selves, We're neighbors Salesman #2: We moved in down the street! Salesman #1: Some say we're the most delightful bunch Of fellows Salesman #3: You'll ever want to meet! Salesman #1: And if you have a moment to spare, Kind lady with beauty so... Rare. We'd like to take a minute or two On a topic of interest to you. Salesmen: We represent the Stuff Mart Salesman #2: An enormous land of goodies Salesman #1: Would you mind if we stepped in, please? Salesmen: And as associates of the Stuff Mart Salesman #1: It looks like you could use some stuff! I pray that you won't take this wrong, my dear But initial observation is as follows: The criminal responsible for this decor Really should be hanging from the gallows! Salesmen: We represent the Stuff Mart Salesman #2: A magic land of retail Salesman #3: Would you care to see what's on sale? Salesmen: Then as a customer of the Stuff Mart Get ready for some real nice stuff! Salesman #2 and #3: Check it out! Check it out! Salesman #1: If you want a big hat Salesman #2 and #3: We got that! Salesman #1: If you need a tube of glue Salesman #2 and #3: We got that too! Salesman #1: A 20 gallon wok? Salesman #2 and #3: They're in stock! And if you need refrigerators To keep extra mashed potatoes Or a giant air compressor To blow fruit flies off your dresser Or a dehydrated strudel Or a nose ring for your poodle Or a five pound can of tuna And some flippers to go scuba Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba! Here we go, scuba! Come on! Salesman #1: If you need a rubber hose Salesman #2 and #3: We got those! Salesman #1: A rhododendron tree Salesman #2 and #3: We got three! Salesman #1: A wrap-around deck Salesman #2 and #3: Gotta check! But if you need a window scraper And a gross of toilet paper Or a rachet set and pliers And surround sound amplifiers And a solar turkey chopper Or a padded gopher bopper Flannel shirts for looking grungy And some rope for goin' bunji Bunji! Bunji! Bunji-wun-gee-fun-gee! Here we go, bunji! Come on! Salesman #1: What we've mentioned are only just some Salesman #2: Of the wonderful things yet to come Salesman #1: These pictures you keep are so... Nice Salesman #3: But you really should take our advice Salesman #1: Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart! Salesmen: All you need is lots... More... Stuff! Salesman #2 and #3: You really, really ought to! Madame: How could I afford not to? Salesman #1: Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart! Salesmen: All you need is lots... More... Stuff!
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