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Correct First World Problems Lyrics
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Weird Al Yankovic
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Correct First World Problems
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[Verse 1:] My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!? Don't they know how to text? Omg! I got [Chorus:] First world, first world problems (First world problems) First world, first world problems (First world problems) First world, first world problems [Verse 2:] I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later Tried to fast forward commercials, can't - I'm watching live T. V I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free My barista didn't even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte [Chorus:] [Verse 3:] Can't remember which car I drove to the mall My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching My house is so big, I can't get Wifi in the kitchen Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just So I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon [Chorus x2] [Outro:] (Laughing)
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