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Correct My Name Is (Hermione And Ron) Lyrics
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Correct My Name Is (Hermione And Ron)
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Hermione: My name is Hermione And I am the best Yes, I'm unpleasant and whiny But I ace every test And though I am committed To honing my iq My friends, they are dimwitted, And I only have the two Ron: My name is Ron Weasley And I'm also the best I cry rather easily And I'm your love interest We're going to get married What do you think of that? My best man will be Harry and Your bridesmaid will be your cat (probably) Hermione: Though I find it depressing That you're my only option, If you are, I'm stressing To settle for adoption My kids shall not be tainted By your ugly ginger face Nor shall we get aquatinted Any further then first base Ron (spoken): What's first base? Hermione (spoken): Eye contact. Ron (spoken): S***! Ron: Hermione, you're so lovely I shiver and I shake Even when you shove me Into the Great Lake And when you hold me under With your dainty foot If you were any hotter I would turn to soot Hermione (spoken): I wish the rest of you would turn to soot. Ron (spoken): Come on, Hermione, you're not that hot, honestly. [Alternately] Ron (spoken): Soot is a funny word! Hermione (spoken): You know what else is a funny word? Ron (spoken): What? Hermione (spoken): I hate you. Ron (spoken): [laughs] You make me laugh, Hermione!
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