Folks you've always been there
For me
I've made you as happy as can be
No dope or booze I've kept it
Clean
I'm practically every parents
Fucking dream
But one detail I left out and mom
I don't mean to shock but your
Good ol' boy loves sucking c***
No more secrets
I always got good grades in
School
Honor role stickers on the car
For proof
Trophies grace your living room
Walls
Mvp plauques in the school halls
But what coach couldn't fathom is
That
His best man's a bottom and he
Likes getting
Screwed
No more secrets