Attention All Customers (Interlude) Lyrics

[Skit]
(Ding Dong)
Attention all customers if you could bring all your items up to the tills the shop'll be closin' in fifteen minutes. We'll be closed again on Friday for the annual Christmas party. Announcements for the staff; if anybody still has their name, put in for Secret Santy tomorrow's the last day. Susan will be pulling the names off in the office. Thanks. (Susan, get off the fuckin' button. Ding)