My best friend Sarah went to Europe for the summer
My brother got kicked out of school; aw, bummer.
Julian got laid in the back seat of a Hummer and got arrested... Like
Mel Gibson.
I read in the trades that the nysnc boy is...
No way!
I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When I woke up, the first thing that I thought of was "oh my kesha,
Those hot Jimmy Choos. Hey Paris, can I lose it on that pair too? "
Celebutons work in the glamarazzi
Should've told my story to the tabloids, took the money
Takes a lot to get kicked out of this party
And almost get arrested... Like Mel Gibson
I don't recall at all that I got like, fifty phone calls
Ohmygod is that true!
I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lose it
When I woke up, the first thing that I thought of was "oh no! Kesha
With those hot Gucci shoes. Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too? "
Of all the stupid things I've done,
I'm the proudest of this one.
But this ones the best!
I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lose it
When I woke up, the first thing that I thought of was "oh my Kesha,
With those hot Jimmy Choos. And those manolos and pradas and
... Chloes. And your sparkly dresses. Hey Paris! I saw the saaaame stuff
At Target.
Hey Paris, whatcha gonna do? (3x)
I totally lost it, la la la la
You're not foolin me anymore
I saw the tag! I saw the tag!
I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lose it (2x)
I got drunk. So drunk!
Tra la la,
Tra la la la la.
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