When I was a boy about ten years old
I went swimmin' in the fishin' hole
Floatin' around in my birthday suit
When a friend turned over my inner tube
Said a four letter word, and my heart sank
When Mama snuck up and screamed from the bank
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Don't make me have to come in there
You'd rather tangle with a grizzly bear
You got about a minute to get out here
Don't make me have to come in there
Boy don't make me have to come in there
Barely sixteen when I borrowed me the car
Started to a movie, ended up at a bar
With a fake ID I got in
And ordered a round for all my friends
Took a little sip, then spit it on the floor
When I heard Daddy holler from the front door
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Son don't make me have to come in there
Last night I was down at the Do Drop in
Talkin' to an old girlfriend
My little woman gave me a call
When I said hello she began to squall
Don't you lie to me, you're not alone
I'm right outside on my cellular phone
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You better not make me have to come in there
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You better not make me have to come in there
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