Bush:
This land is your land, this land is my land
I'm a Texas tiger, youre a liberal weiner
I'm a great crusador, youre a herman munster
This land will surely vote for me
Kerry:
This land is your land, this land is my land
I'm an intellectual, youre a stupid dumbass
I'm a purple heart winner, and yes its true, I won it thrice
This land will surely vote for me
Bush:
You have more waffles than a house of pancakes
You offer flip flops, I offer tax breaks
Youre a you. N. Pussy and yes its true that I kick ass
This land will surely vote for me
Kerry:
You can't say nuclear, that really scares me
Sometimes a brain can... Come in quite handy
But its not gonna help you, because I won three purple hearts
This land will surely vote for me
Bush:
Youre a liberal sissy
Kerry:
Youre a right wing nut job
Bush:
Youre a pink coat comey
Kerry:
Youre as dumb as a doorknob
Bush:
(Hey) You got that Botox
Kerry:
But I still won three purple hearts
Both:
This land will surely vote for me
Indian: (talking)
This land was my land
People:
But now its our land
Schwarzenegger:
From California
Clinton:
To the New York Is... Hey what'd I do??
Kerry:
From the liberal weiners
Bush:
To the right wing nut jobs
Kerry:
This land belongs
Bush:
This land belongs
Both:
This land belongs to you and me
Bush:
(Yeah) oh and dick Cheney too!