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Road Kill Christmas Lyrics

Jeff Dunham – Road Kill Christmas Lyrics

Got my dog and a six pack inside my truck
My wife rides in the back cause she won't shut up
There's a deer in the headlights though it might be a sin
I gunned the motor and run over him

[Chorus:]
It's a road kill Christmas
Venice that's pretenderized
It's a road kill Christmas
Cause they freeze when the light hits their eyes

By the time we got home he was her pet
That night he slept on my side of the bed
I had to spend the night out in my truck
But I had some beer so I didn't give a darn

(That was close) (yeah I know I almost said Damn)

A couple days later I made him a deal
If he worked for me then he won't be my next meal
I covered his antlers with foil and then
I plugged the T. V. Cable into his rear end

It's a road kill Christmas
That dumb deer changed my life
It's a road kill Christmas
Next time I'll run over my wife

(That's all I got for now)
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Songwriters: Christopher Lee, Michael Feldman, Scott Clausen
Road Kill Christmas lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company

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