I pull a mad scheme
All around the north side
Chasing the sweet thing so unsatisfied
Every time I try
Crazy about a north side gal
I got some good talk
But not enough game
Wooing a sweet thing
Oh ain't it a shame
Every time I try
Crazy about a north side gal
Well she gets colder
Every time I try to hold her
Pleasantly saying "no" to
Bolder, younger gentlemen
All of 'em try
They're crazy 'bout a north side gal
I got some money
And some wheels to drive
Old beat up guitars
And an old sleazy dive
Every song I sing
It screams about a north side gal
Well she gets colder
Every time I try to hold her
There's a little saying "no" to
Bolder, younger gentlemen
All of 'em try
They're crazy 'bout a north side gal
Well I said they're crazy 'bout a north side gal
Crazy 'bout a north side gal
